Veggie ramp critics, hear me out… my 8 year old understood the assignment.
Logical upgrades include mozzarella eyes and a perpendicular celery to meter the flow of veggies into the ranch pool.
by lytebulb
20 Comments
NDEmby11
This is fucking gold.
ranting_chef
FINALLY! $800 easy. Someone gets it at last.
And she can start at my place tomorrow. I assume she has her food handler’s certification?
serenidynow
Heck yea. This gets an A+++
oh_look_a_fist
What kind of knife do you have your 8yo using? Mine is interested in cutting, but i got her crap plastic ones that don’t do shit so I hide them
infectedturtles
Please teach her to hold a knife properly.
something_funny_here
I love that the large plate is layered, forcing guests to eat it down to the core and discovering what’s below
thedavidnotTHEDAVID
#$700.00 out the door!
vociferoushomebody
It’s such a beautiful ramp. #bless
bwoahful___
Cuts cucumbers better than Kendall Jenner
SneakySalamder6
Looks great! But watch those fingers!
Life-Gur-2616
StevenAssantisFoot
OK but how did she come up with a ramp that is actually functional and smart? It saves real estate by holding veggies using the ranch bowl and naturally resolves when the carrots are gone and people eat the celery. This is so cool, I actually would go for this ramp.
flyart
Win-Objective
$700, if you add a radish $750 easy
cheffloyd
Good Consistency!
Gwynnavere
Is that a ranch dip hot tub I see? Just needs an olive.
20 Comments
This is fucking gold.
FINALLY! $800 easy. Someone gets it at last.
And she can start at my place tomorrow. I assume she has her food handler’s certification?
Heck yea. This gets an A+++
What kind of knife do you have your 8yo using? Mine is interested in cutting, but i got her crap plastic ones that don’t do shit so I hide them
Please teach her to hold a knife properly.
I love that the large plate is layered, forcing guests to eat it down to the core and discovering what’s below
#$700.00 out the door!
It’s such a beautiful ramp. #bless
Cuts cucumbers better than Kendall Jenner
Looks great! But watch those fingers!
OK but how did she come up with a ramp that is actually functional and smart? It saves real estate by holding veggies using the ranch bowl and naturally resolves when the carrots are gone and people eat the celery. This is so cool, I actually would go for this ramp.
$700, if you add a radish $750 easy
Good Consistency!
Is that a ranch dip hot tub I see? Just needs an olive.
Crushed it!!! Tell her I need a new CDC!
Can i roast her when she turns 18?
Get that kid a coat, she’s hired.
Veggie ramps are out, cucumber cairns are in.